So I guess I’m polyamorous?
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
Welcome to Australia. Where if the animal can’t kill you, it’s getting smashed off it’s face
but now everything’s awkward because I don’t know if she is straight or not is our friendship ruined?
— The song of a lonely bisexual